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Covid Humor

It’s been over two years since the covid pandemic made us mask up and stay indoors. And with the severity of the ongoing situation, you might think, “Is there any humor to be found?”

Our answer is yes. There is always humor to be found, particularly in times of stress.

So in case COVID-19 has made you lose your sense of humor, we’ve compiled a couple of jokes to make you laugh because what else are you going to do? It’s not like you have plans tonight…

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Why look to humor in the midst of a global pandemic?

Don’t worry, we here at Clean Comedians are ready to take on the nay-sayers. And as corporate entertainers whose lives went from in person to virtual just like everybody else’s, we get it.

The world has gotten to be a rather scary place. But that’s exactly why we need to laugh in the face of it.

With wholesome humor, of course. Don’t want to make Covid-19 any more mad now, do we?

Celebrities like Judd apatow leslie mann pedro pascal and guz khan put on a comedy parody media show in staten island

Alright health workers, Clean Comedians will take it from here

So, with that aside, we’re giving health workers the day off! (Figuratively speaking.)

You’ve scoured the internet for COVID-19 comedy and who are we not to deliver? These corporate-friendly jokes will have you laughing for weeks on end, and then some more. Just like how we thought Covid-19 was going to go in the first place…

Quarantine is no joke

#1. As you may have heard, the World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. So any dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. But just to be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

#2. Two grandmothers were bragging about their precious little darlings. When one of them says, “Well, mine are so good at social distancing, they don’t even answer my phone calls.”

#3. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch them with a 6-foot pole” would ever become a national policy but here we are!

#4. Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg but tomorrow romaines to be seen…

#5. This morning I was my neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog – we laughed a lot.

Characters in films have become our friends in the pandemic while pets have become our therapists

Jokes on you? More like jokes on Covid-19

#6. What’s the difference between COVID-19 and politics? Politics don’t end after two weeks. (Okay, maybe this joke didn’t quite get the memo…)

#7. What do you call someone whose life didn’t change after quarantine? An introvert.

#8. What did one novel corona-virus say to the other? “Oh, the places you’ll go…”

#9. I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old news papers. Man, times are rough.

#10. Have scientists determined why cats can catch COVID? Hmm, so it remains a meow-stery.

#11. Whose idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake!

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Covid-19 one liners because… why not?

Oh, I know a great joke about corona virus, you probably won’t get it though.

During the pandemic, it’s important to take after NASA and just give people some space.

The best part about teaching your children at home is that you can’t be fired for drinking on the job!

Search for a film on twitter and you will find videos and memes about human life during covid

Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November, all the rest have 31 except for March which was infinite.

Man, the guy who invented hand sanitizer must be rubbing his hands together right about now.

Since everybody started washing their hands, the peanuts at the bar have lost their taste.

Before Covid-19, I used to cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough.

The punny thing about Covid is…

Alright, we made a special section for pun lovers who want to hire a comedian just for the sake of puns. (And for non-pun-lovers, consider yourself spared as you can easily skip ahead!)

Because of the lockdown, we will only be telling inside jokes.

Finland has apparently closed all of their borders so nobody is able to cross the finish line.

There is an absolute abundance of coronavirus puns on social media, it’s an absolute pundemic.

Now is definitely not the right time to be surrounding yourself with positive people.

In nice months time, there is going to be a baby boom. Then, 12 years later, we will witness the arrival of the quaranteens.

Laughing at film and media even a cartoon image reminds us that we exist beyond the peril

There’s been a lot of panic buying in Germany of sausages and cheese. It was a wurst kase scenario.

The supermarkets in France all look like they’ve been hit by a natural disaster. All that remains is de brie.

Choosing laughter over everything else

Laughter is the best medicine. Or so they say.

But in this case, they’re right. While laughing may not keep Covid away, it will certainly keep your spirits high. And that’s the most important thing we have to hold on to. 

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Adam Christing is a professional comedy magician, virtual MC, and the founder of CleanComedians.com. He is a member of the world-famous Magic Castle in Hollywood and a popular corporate entertainer, magician, and virtual speaker.