75 Clean Humor Jokes To Share With Your Coworkers


Clean Humor

There’s nothing worse than the awkward silence that comes with a boring conversation. Luckily, there are plenty of jokes out there that can help lighten the room and ignite stellar conversation.

Our Top 10 Clean Jokes

  1. Why did the taxi driver get fired? Passengers didn’t like it when she went the extra mile.
  2. Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore.
  3. What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
  4. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
  5. How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
  6. Some people eat snails. They must not like fast food.
  7. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  8. Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? It had great food but no atmosphere.
  9. What did one toilet say to the other? “You look flushed.”
  10. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.

But resorting to raunchy or dirty jokes isn’t the way to go, especially at work. Rather, it’s easier to impress your audience with PG, clean jokes – so long as you have the right ones up your sleeve.

We’ll help you out. Below are seventy-five of the funniest clean jokes that are perfect for any situation you may find yourself in!

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#1. Dad Jokes That Aren’t Cliche

Everyone loves a good dad joke. In fact, you’re probably used to hearing the same ones over and over again!

Or maybe, you’re used to hearing dad jokes that are more cringe than anything.

But with the right dad jokes up your sleeve, you’re sure to garner plenty of laughter. Everyone loves a classic dad joke that is actually funny!

Here are ten timeless dad jokes that are sure to impress your coworkers in the office.

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  1. When does a joke become a “dad joke”? When the punchline is a parent.
  2. How do you look for Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the fresh prints.
  3. Why should you never trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
  4. How do mountains stay warm in the winter? Snowcaps.
  5. I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my mom a thief. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
  6. Can February March? No, but April May.
  7. What do dentists call their X-rays? Tooth pics.
  8. What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
  9. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
  10. I submitted ten puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

#2. Hilarious Jokes About Animals

Who says that all your clean jokes need to be about something uptight? Animal jokes are a great way to lighten the room, and they’re perfect for anyone of any age.

Here are some of our favorite jokes about animals that are silly, hilarious, and entertaining!

  1. Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’t have the right koalafications!
  2. What time does a duck wake up? The quack of dawn.
  3. What did the frustrated cat say? “Are you kitten me right meow?”
  4. Why was the teddy bear not hungry? Because he was already stuffed.
  5. A group of crows was arrested for hanging out together. What was the charge? Attempted murder.
  6. Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
  7. What do you call a parade of rabbits marching backward? A receding hare line.
  8. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
  9. How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button.
  10. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

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#3. Knock-Knock Jokes For Any Situation

If we’re talking about clean work jokes, you can never go wrong with good ol’ knock-knock jokes. They’re as old as time and as funny as it gets.

It’s a win-win for everyone!

We’ve all heard some lousy knock-knock jokes in our life, but there’s nothing better than one that really kills it.

Without further ado, here are the best clean knock-knock jokes to leave your coworkers laughing!

  1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!
  2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leash. Leash who? Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!
  3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
  4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out.
  5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me!
  6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!
  7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
  8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked!
  9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me!
  10. Knock, knock. Who’s There? To. To who? It’s actually “to whom.”

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#4. More Jokes You Really Need To Try Out

When it comes to cracking jokes, it’s important to know your audience and understand the situation. Though clean jokes are perfect for any time and place, you can still pick the right joke based on what’s going on around you.

And that way, you can truly deliver a killer line!

The Experts When It Comes To Clean Comedy

If you want to truly be the hilarious comedian you are, you have to know how to time your jokes right. And there’s no one that does it better than the speakers at Clean Comedians®!

All our speakers and entertainers are experts in entertainment and comedy. And we always use clean content so that everyone in the audience feels comfortable and included.

From corporate conferences to virtual events, we are the interactive entertainer and speaker you need on the stage.

It’s what we do!

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Clean Jokes You Can’t Say “No” To!

Let’s wrap up this list with plenty of extra jokes you can deliver to your coworkers. It’ll be easier than ever to leave them laughing and make you the funny guy in the office!

  1. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  2. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
  3. My friend told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at him!
  4. Why were they called the “dark ages?” Because there were a lot of knights.
  5. What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
  6. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
  7. I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure-bread dog!
  8. How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool.
  9. What did the duck say when it bought some lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
  10. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey!” The horse replies, “Sure.”
  11. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
  12. Why are crabs so bad at sharing? Because they’re all shellfish.
  13. What’s red and shaped like a bucket? A red bucket.
  14. What did the hot dog say after it won the race? “I’m the wiener!”
  15. What kind of tea is the hardest? Reality.
  16. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She’ll let it go.
  17. I tried writing with a broken pencil. It was pointless.
  18. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese.
  19. What kind of bow can’t be tied? A rainbow.
  20. What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike? The pavement.
  21. How did Noah see while he was on the ark? He used floodlights.
  22. What do you call a dentist in the Army? A drill sergeant.
  23. Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because it had hives.
  24. Want to hear a roof joke? The first one’s on the house.
  25. What’s black, white, and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn.
  26. Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
  27. Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station.
  28. What does Santa bring when he goes fishing? His North Pole.
  29. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
  30. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.
  31. Which bird has the worst manners? The mockingbird.
  32. What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A bed.
  33. What do you call a giant pile of kittens? A meowntain.
  34. If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? Slippers.
  35. What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? The same middle name.

Wrapping Up

Creating a fun workplace is all about the jokes you crack. When there’s plenty of humor to go around, these jokes can help create a fantastic work culture.

With plenty of hilarious clean jokes up your sleeves, you’re bound to stand out as the funny guy of the office. And that’s the foundation of any great workplace!

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Adam Christing is a professional comedy magician, virtual MC, and the founder of CleanComedians.com. He is a member of the world-famous Magic Castle in Hollywood and a popular corporate entertainer, magician, and virtual speaker.