It was their 70th wedding anniversary. But they were breaking up!
The couple looked miserable.
The elderly wife said, “I never did like him. It’s over. I want out.”
Her old husband said, “I’ve been sick of this woman for years.”
The counselor chimed in…”Wait. It’s your anniversary. You’ve been married for 70 years. Why split up now? What happened?”
The old man told him: “Well, we wanted to wait until all the kids were dead.”
That’s a sad anniversary story, but here’s a happy one…
To celebrate Clean Comedians 25th anniversary, we want you to give you the chance to win $25,000! You must respond by May 29th for a chance to win.
Emmett Koerperich from
Redding, CA, won $15,000
on our 15th anniversary.
It works like this: Contact us and we’ll help you select the ideal comedian, speaker or entertainer for your next program. After you book this event, we’ll send you a $100 Amazon gift card*.
On June 1st we’ll draw one name from a group of 25 “first responders.” That lucky person will have the opportunity to choose 1 of 25 bank bags. One of them will be the $25,000 bag! ONLY A FEW SPOTS REMAIN. *Offer does not apply to programs already scheduled.
Get all of the details by visiting our website. Or call us at 1-800-354-4523. Prefer email? Send one to: Tammye@cleancomedians.com
Yours for great events,
Adam Christing, Founder