A marriage counselor was talking to a 92-year-old wife and her 94-year-old husband.

May 5th, 2015 by

It was their 70th wedding anniversary. But they were breaking up!

The couple looked miserable.

The elderly wife said, “I never did like him. It’s over. I want out.”
Her old husband said, “I’ve been sick of this woman for years.”

The counselor chimed in…”Wait. It’s your anniversary. You’ve been married for 70 years. Why split up now? What happened?”

The old man told him: “Well, we wanted to wait until all the kids were dead.”

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