Dear Talented Friend,

Would you like to make great money doing what you love to do? Would you like to hear your phone ringing off the hook from people asking about your availability? Would you like to bank enough money from your "gigs" to quit your 9 to 5 job and go full time?

You don't have to learn how to do it the way I did: through the school of hard knocks. I made practically every mistake in the book before I discovered how easy it was to get myself booked -- booked solid.

You may have trouble believing this, but I can assure you it's true. There's an enormous market for the services of talented performers and speakers like you. All you need to tap into it is the information on how and where to tap. In fact, I'm so confident you'll achieve success when you apply this amazing information that I guarantee it. Listening to and applying my "GETTING THE GIGS! Booking Yourself as a Performer" Home-Study Course will take your career as a performer or speaker to the next level or I'll give you your money back no questions asked. It's that simple.

Most struggling performers and speakers are busting their rear ends going out on auditions, open mike nights, and showcases for no money.

That's insane!

Embarrassing Confession

I have a confession to make to you. It's a bit embarrassing. You see, the first show I ever did for pay was at a pizza parlor. I was paid $5 and all the pizza I could eat to do a magic show. Well, we all have to start somewhere. I wouldn't blame you for laughing, but if you're not laughing, perhaps you've had a similar experience.

When I started out as a magician, comedian, speaker, and actor, it was tough. I did some "freebies" and other "showcases" where I didn't get paid and an occasional job where I was paid far below what my act was worth.

I made so little money that I had to work as a salesman, selling parts for garbage trucks. It was a miserable job. The parts were poorly made.

So I tried selling motivational tape programs, which turned out to be another bummer. The tapes were overpriced (six cassettes for $1,200).

Then I Hit Rock-Bottom

But I hit rock bottom when I was trying to sell grocery store ads. I sold one to a chiropractor and started to feel some hope. Then the check bounced! Have you ever felt so low that you had to look up to see bottom? That's how I felt.

The problem was so obvious that I can't believe I didn't see it: You see, I didn't believe in what I was selling.

Then one day I decided to start selling my own services. I decided to make some phone calls to book myself as a comedian, magician, and speaker. The very first call turned into a paying engagement.

I was shocked.

It couldn't have been that easy! It wasn't always, but it was and is amazingly simple. And it's a lot easier and much more fun than selling grocery store ads, overpriced tapes, or shoddy truck parts.

In the last 18 years I've given over 3,000 performances for pay!!! I drummed up so many gigs that I started a company, CLEAN COMEDIANS, which has generated well over 5 million dollars in gross revenues by booking hundreds of talented performers.

SUCCESS magazine mentioned the phenomenal 43 percent growth in my company, CLEAN COMEDIANS, during our first five years. It was the second time SUCCESS magazine has featured me.

Why Most Performers Fail

It's sad but true. Most talented performers fail because they do not perform! You can't expect to get paid as a painter if you never paint. You can't get paid as an entertainer if you don't entertain. You can't get paid as a speaker if you don't speak.

Right?

So many speakers, comedians, singers, variety artists, and other entertainers have asked me to tell them how to get gigs that I put together a course, "GETTING THE GIGS! Booking Yourself as a Performer," that explains everything from A to Z.

I'm holding nothing back. I'm telling all. I'm pulling out all the stops.

With my guaranteed, risk-free GETTING THE GIGS! Booking Yourself as a Performer Home-Study Course, I'll show exactly how to do what you love to do and get paid for it.

Would you like to march up to your boss and announce, "I quit." That dream can become a reality when you get paid for doing what you love to do instead of wasting your valuable time toiling at some meaningless job you hate.

You can set your own hours, be your own boss, have the time to improve and perfect your act.

Note: This Course May Not Be Right for You

Before you order my GETTING THE GIGS! program, stop. Are you the kind of performer who feels you need to wait for an agent, manager, or casting director to offer you jobs before you perform for pay? If that's the only way you want to achieve success, this program isn't for you.

I tried that method -- waiting for success, but it didn't work for me. The frustration was beyond description.

No, success didn't come to me by just waiting for the right agent to book my act or by dreaming about making it big while I waited for the phone to ring. Instead, I found big success by taking matters into my own hands. I made it happen, and I can show you exactly how to do what I did to launch the career of my dreams.

You see, I knew if I wanted the gigs now, I had to take the initiative myself instead of waiting to find some agent to do it for me or make me a star.

The first step was when I picked up that phone to book my own performance.

What an exhilarating experience.

In my "GETTING THE GIGS! Booking Yourself as a Performer" Home-Study Course I'll tell you exactly how to do it, what to say, who to call – everything you need to know.

Don't misunderstand me. I'm not knocking those who want to wait to find just the right agent or manager before performing for money. Waiting for success sometimes works, but more often than not the only thing that comes to "those who wait" is old age!

You'll love the "GETTING THE GIGS!" program if you're like me: the kind of performer or speaker who wants to make good money on your way to making it big.

Starting right now!

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened. My course is for the first kind.

Now you can benefit from a system I developed over the last 12 years for booking yourself. That's right. You don't have to depend on agents, publicists, managers, or "lucky breaks." You can start getting the gigs yourself when you learn the system for marketing and selling your services as a talented performer.

Who wants to wait for that "lucky break" anyway? Doesn't it make more sense to make your own "luck"?

You'll Get Two Free Bonus Gifts!

When you order the "GETTING THE GIGS!" Home-Study Course I'll share all my "show business secrets" with you. This live recording of an exciting 8 hour seminar I recently held will knock your socks off. And I'll also give you these two free bonuses:

* A 118 Page "GETTING THE GIGS!" Seminar Workbook. This free bonus will teach you every aspect of performing for pay. Chock full of eye-opening examples, tips, marketing secrets, and clear directions, this is your guide to getting yourself booked solid!
* "Publicity Secrets of the Superstars," an exclusive interview with "Super Publicist" Michael Levine. You'll get the insights and advice of a seasoned professional who wrote the best-selling book Guerrilla P.R. Levine represents some of the biggest names in show business – mega-celebrities like Charlton Heston and Barbra Streisand.

— How to Avoid the 3 Big Mistakes Performers Make! —

Learn the Key Ingredient that Puts Money in
Your Pocket Every Time You Get on Stage

You absolutely need to know the three colossal mistakes I'll explain to you on the audio CDs you'll be getting. (Hint: One of them is working as a waiter or in some other occupation not related to your performance field.) Armed with this essential information, you can then make a turn in your career and focus on the one key factor that will catapult you into as many paying performances as you can handle.

Are you charging $50 to $150 per gig? Imagine making several hundred or $1,000 or several thousand dollars for "working" on stage for 30 to 60 minutes, delighting your audience, and leaving with a fat check in your hand.

Let's face it: Performing on stage isn't even work. It's fun. It's a rush. It's thrilling when you feel that electricity and you know you're connecting with the audience. When the audience is putty in your hands.

Isn't it everyone's dream to get paid for doing what they love?

Enjoy the Prestige that Comes with Success

Imagine how much better your life will be when that dream comes true for you. Think of the prestige you'll enjoy, the admiration and envy of those you respect.

Make no mistake. Your future is in your hands right now.

My "GETTING THE GIGS!" Home Study Course will teach you exactly how to:

* Overcome the fear you have of performing or speaking for a full or part-time living
* Stand out from the hundreds of others in your field & get a huge share of the work
* Generate repeat business so you don't have to worry about where your next check is coming from

In 1987 I began to study and observe why certain performers and speakers like Bill Cosby and Anthony Robbins were mega-successes while other genuinely talented people found themselves giving up or going completely unnoticed. I came to the following conclusion:

You Must Include All Five Elements of a Great Show
Every Time You Get in Front of an Audience

On these CDs I'll tell you about the five essential elements and how to incorporate them into your act, speech, performance, or presentation. When you know and apply these elements, you'll hold the attention of your audience and delight them and affect them in a profound way. They'll laugh at your jokes, clap for your songs, be mesmerized by your drama, give you standing ovations, and recommend you to their friends and associates.

Few performers or speakers are conscious of these five elements I'll reveal in this home-study course.

You'll never bore another audience again, and your services will be in great demand once you comprehend the five key components that make for a dynamic and marketable presentation.

How to Create Your "Unique Performance Appeal" and Position
Yourself on the Inside Track over Your Competition

The concept of "Unique Performance Appeal," U.P.A., is my own invention. I've never shared it publicly, until now.

When you grasp this idea and apply it, you'll soar to a new dimension of success.

If you've never performed for pay, you'll begin to book yourself immediately, If you've performed semi-professionally, you'll be blown away by the number of bookings you get. If you're already a professional entertainer or speaker, you will command a higher fee.

This concept of how to distinguish yourself in the marketplace is something most performers or speakers have never grasped. Now you'll have the opportunity to position yourself so your phone starts ringing and your checking account gets regular transfusions of cash, the blood of your economic well-being.

How to Find the People Who Will Hire You,
Re-Hire You, and Recommend You

As you'll learn from my "GETTING THE GIGS!" program, there's an unlimited field of "bookers" for your unique talent, a colossal, largely untapped market for your act:

* banquet programs
* fundraisers
* community events
* private parties
* church gatherings
* sales meetings
* school assemblies
* youth conferences
* corporate conventions
* holiday events
* company picnics
* children's programs
* business seminars
* high school grad nights
* association dinners
* wedding receptions
* bar-mitzvahs
* motivational workshops
* birthday parties
* charitable programs

But always remember this: Organizations don't book performers; people do. In this session of my course I show you specifically how to identify the exact individuals who want, need, and are desperately looking to hire you.

You may wonder why I would be willing to share all these secrets for "GETTING THE GIGS!" Well, the truth is there's way more work out there than I can handle. The market is so enormous it would be ridiculous to think that any one performer - or any hundred performers - or any thousand performers - could meet the need that's out there and make all the money that's there to be made.

That's right. The convention industry, educational community, religious marketplace, and private parties are just a few of the gigantic areas ripe for talented people like you.

In fact, the well-heeled, well-paying corporate marketplace alone could keep you as busy as you want to be for the rest of your life! Do you have any idea how many corporations there are out there?

How to Tap into the 21 Billion Dollar-A-Year
Corporate Meeting and Convention Industry

On these CDs I'll give you the specific tools and strategies you'll need to gain access to this phenomenal marketplace.

I'll teach you the five key things you must have in your promotional package to reach these entertainment buyers. You'll learn how to:

* Identify the event coordinators
* Grab the attention of people who can hire you for corporate events
* Blow away corporate audiences and generate more bookings
* Get your name and reputation known in the business community through free
publicity!

Creating a Lexus Marketing Kit on a Hyundai Budget

You'll need a super-effective marketing kit to get gigs from the lucrative corporate market. The free 118-page workbook "How to Book Yourself as a Performer or Speaker" tells you exactly how to create just such a kit without spending an arm and a leg.

You can create a Lexus kit on a Hyundai budget!

Think of the money that's possible. Corporations, for example, can pay $750 for a gig without blinking an eye.

What if you do 5 performances a month for $750 each. That adds up to a $45,000 annual income! Your goal may not be this quick or large, or it might be much grander. I'll show you how to determine your own income to insure that you reach your financial goal – whatever it is.

Think of how you can multiply and leverage your income from performances by commanding a higher fee for each speech or performance.

You don't need an elaborate computer setup or the latest printer to begin to book yourself as a performer. You just need to follow the steps in my simple system and work the proven method that will get you gigs.

Some performers get publicity, some don't. You want to belong to the first group, which, incidentally, is the group that makes the money.

In fact, it's crucial that you learn the secrets for getting your name, picture, and story covered on radio, TV, and in magazines and in the newspapers.

I know what I'm talking about. I'll tell you in minute detail how I got featured on more than 100 radio and TV shows and interviewed on Entertainment Tonight and in SUCCESS magazine (twice) and in-flight magazines like Alaska Airlines Magazine and Southwest's Spirit magazine. I'll show you exactly how to get yourself featured in the media.

How to Give the Media What it Craves,
Discover the 4 Things that Make News

After you learn these techniques you may have to hire people just to answer the phone calls you'll start getting as event planners call and start asking for your available dates. You'll have the financial freedom and the time to pursue your interests, go out on auditions, vacation with your family, and take the time out to do what you want to do.

After all, why not let the media help promote you? Will it make a difference in your business?

Believe it!

Free media publicity can save you thousands of dollars that it would cost to pay for advertisements. Leverage your promotional effort by getting interviews, features, and articles that will generate the exposure you need to take off in your performance field.

How to Put $$$ (or More $$$) into Your Pocket within 5 Days

You're probably wondering how soon after you complete the Home-Study Course that you'll be able to make money from new gigs. In other words, how soon will you get a return on your investment.

When you listen to and follow my "GETTING THE GIGS!" formula and do the exercises clearly laid out in the workbook, you can literally be booking a gig within 5 days. I know, because I have done it myself, and I'll show you exactly how I did it and how you can do it for yourself.

You don't need to purchase any more products or hire a special consultant. I'll show you how to do it yourself, right away. I'll show you how to stay motivated, focused, and not quit. You'll see what mistakes to avoid, and you'll be encouraged by your success as a working entertainer, performer, or speaker.

How Much Does it Cost? A Risk-Free,
Money-Back-Guaranteed Offer for You

You're probably expecting to pay $1,000 or more for a results-oriented information-packed program like this.

You'll be pleasantly surprised to hear that you'll only have to make a modest investment of $189 (plus $10 shipping and handling) without any risk on your part, to receive the "GETTING THE GIGS!" seminar materials. Your investment may be tax-deductible.

In fact, the free bonus I'm including is worth far more than your investment of $189 for ordering the Home-Study Course!

You're not risking a penny because of the no-questions- asked 30 day money back guarantee. I'll cheerfully refund your $189 investment in the unlikely event that you take action and implement my strategies and find that they don't work.

I can't make a better offer than that. I'm that confident.

How to Reserve Your Home Study Course

Here's what do to:

Pick up the phone right now and call Cora at (800) 354-4523 ext 15. Have your Visa, MasterCard, or American Express ready to reserve your copy of the Home-Study Course.

Let's take your career to the next level!

Best Wishes

Adam Christing
Founder, Clean Comedians