From the Desk of Adam Christing, Company Founder
It’s Our 25th Anniversary and to Celebrate…
We Want to See You Laughing All the Way to the BANK
Here’s Your Chance to Get a $100 Gift Card
AND Win $25,000!
Here’s an invitation for YOU to WIN $25,000 as part of our 25th Anniversary Celebration here at Clean Comedians.
That’s right, we’re 25 years old! (I started this funny business when I was five, you see…)
So here’s the deal…
I want to send you (at least) a $100 Amazon Gift Card –as soon as you book one of our outstanding entertainers or speakers for your next event program.
This $100 Gift Card is available to the FIRST 25 CLIENTS who book with us. So in other words, put one hand on your phone right now and prepare to dial. When you schedule a hilarious speaker, entertainer or comedy magician with us you will be automatically entered in our BIG $25,000 Give-Away on June 1, 2015.
We’ve done this before… In 2005, we gave away $15,000 to celebrate our 15th. The big winner was our friend and client Emmett Koerperich from Redding, CA. He’s still smiling about it.
Now, 10 years later, we’re forced to give away the chance to win $25,000! (Many clients have said they’re really looking forward to our 50th!) This is your chance to laugh your way to the bank.
All you have to do is contact Clean Comedians– where we specialize in “Laughter You Can Trust” – book a speaker, entertainer or magician for your upcoming sales meeting, annual dinner, awards show, fundraiser, community concert, kick-off program, holiday event—you name it.
We’ll help you select the ideal comedian, MC, magician, strolling performer, or inspirational speaker for your needs. We’ll work with your date, your budget, and your program goals.
After we receive your agreement and deposit to lock in your date, we’ll send you a $100 Amazon Gift Card. FREE. In the mail. Or via email. It’s your choice. Spend it how you’d like.
And on June 1, 2015 – we’ll draw one name from the group of 25 “first responder” clients…
Which Means YOU Could WIN $25,000!
If your name is drawn, you’ll have the opportunity to choose 1 of 25 Bank Bags on Monday, June 1st in person, on the phone, or via Skype. One of these bags has a gigantic prize in it.
If you select the correct bag—you’ll win the grand prize of $25,000!
Call us at 1-800-354-4523 or email: email@example.com
This is my way to say “Thank You” for helping us reach and celebrate our 25th Anniversary.
It’s been a blast all these years. And we still stand behind our motto: “Humor doesn’t have to be filthy to be Funny.”
Let us hear from you right away!
Yours for Great Events,
Adam Christing, Founder
P.S. It’s our 25th Birthday. But you get all the good stuff:
• Your event will be a big hit.
• You’ll get a $100 Amazon Gift Card.
• You’ll have a super fun chance of winning $25,000!
(The fine print: This offer applies to ANY not-yet-booked future event. This offer is Not applicable to programs previously contracted.).
Grab your event calendar and call us at 1-800-354-GLAD or email: firstname.lastname@example.org
We’ll help you make your next meeting a super success.
Bank on it!
“Clean Comedians is a great company!
We use them over and over to provide comedians who are funny, positive, motivational and clean. Our events are attended by many people who like to laugh, but do not enjoy off-color jokes or language.
I personally recommend Clean Comedians as the best source of corporate entertainment in America.”-Brian Tracy, Business Leader and Best-selling Author
Sweepstakes Rules and Legal Disclaimers: This sweepstakes is only open to legal residents of the United States and is void where prohibited by law. Clean Comedians employees, independent contractors, and their respective affiliates, subsidiaries, advertising and promotion agencies, suppliers and their immediate family members and/or those living in the same household of each are not eligible to participate in the Sweepstakes. The sweepstakes is subject to all applicable federal, state and local laws and regulations. Void where prohibited. By participating, you agree to be fully unconditionally bound by these rules, and you represent and warrant that you meet the eligibility requirements set forth herein. In addition, you agree to accept the decisions of Clean Comedians, as final and binding as it relates to the content. The sweepstakes is subject to all applicable federal, state and local laws. Entries will be accepted starting on or about April 1, 2015 and ending June 1, 2015. All entries must be received by June 1, 2015. One name from among the entries will be selected on or about June 1st for the chance to win the grand prize by selecting a random number between one and twenty-five. All participants must be at least 18 years old and reside in the United States or District of Columbia. Chances of having your name drawn are at or less than one in twenty five. Final participant’s odds of winning are at or less than 4%. No purchase necessary. To enter the drawing without a purchase, send a three by five card via U.S. mail with the words “Clean Comedians 25th Anniversary.” Include your name, email, and phone number. Send to: 2121 W. Imperial Hwy. E-411,La Habra, CA 90631. In the event of a grand prize winner, recipient authorizes company to use individual’s name and likeness on the company website and in promotional pieces and news releases. You may enter only once. The prize, if won, will be nontransferable. Any and all prize related expenses, including without limitation any and all federal, state, and/or local taxes shall be the sole responsibility of the winner. Acceptance of prize constitutes permission for Clean Comedians to use winner’s name, likeness, and entry for purposes of advertising and trade without further compensation, unless prohibited by law. The receipt by winner of the prize offered, if won, in this sweepstakes is conditioned upon compliance with any and all federal and state laws and regulations. By entering, you understand that Clean Comedians, anyone acting on behalf of company, or its respective licensees, successors and assigns will have the right, where permitted by law, without any further notice, review or consent to print, publish, broadcast, distribute, and use, worldwide in any media now known or hereafter in perpetuity and throughout the World, your entry, including, without limitation, the entry and winner’s name, portrait, picture, voice, likeness, image or statements about the Sweepstakes, and biographical information as news, publicity or information and for trade, advertising, public relations and promotional purposes without any further compensation. Clean Comedians has the right, in its sole discretion, to maintain the integrity of the sweepstakes, to void votes for any reason, including, but not limited to; multiple entries from the same user. By entering you agree to release and hold harmless Clean Comedians and its subsidiaries, affiliates, advertising and promotion agencies, partners, representatives, agents, successors, assigns, employees, officers and directors from any liability, illness, injury, death, loss, litigation, claim or damage that may occur, directly or indirectly, whether caused by negligence or not, from entrant’s participation in the sweepstakes.